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“Look at all these bikes.” - Anonymous cockneyThat line is the only thing I could understand out of a two minute drunken discussion happening nearby. I normally don’t have an issue with accents in the UK, but when I was over there a few weeks ago there were two instances of having to screw up my face and ask for that again. I didn’t ask these blokes what they were tribbling on about, but I did ask the customs agent to kindly repeat the important security questions I couldn’t seem to fathom.

“Look at all these bikes.”
- Anonymous cockney

That line is the only thing I could understand out of a two minute drunken discussion happening nearby. I normally don’t have an issue with accents in the UK, but when I was over there a few weeks ago there were two instances of having to screw up my face and ask for that again. I didn’t ask these blokes what they were tribbling on about, but I did ask the customs agent to kindly repeat the important security questions I couldn’t seem to fathom.