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The Sound of Wood PanelingThe first night I spent in our house when we bought it, I remember laying awake in the middle of the night listening to the wind scrape tree branches against the stucco walls. Since then I thought I was pretty in tune to the sounds of our house. Then I started to record a radio drama in a make shift studio in the basement. Make shift meaning I hung some blankets and opened sleeping bags, taped old carpet to the walls, and kept the dog upstairs. The recording went great. Then I started to edit everything together. And the more I played it back, the more I turned it up, the more I heard the way my house really sounded. What was that noise in the middle of the sentence? It was the TV from upstairs bleeding through. That creak wasn’t a part of the vocal performance, it was the wood flooring. It’s not like I found some paranormal noise the deeper I dug. But I did begin to realize that there’s an advantage to not covering up all the wood paneling in the basement. There’s a slight echo there, and it’s warm. Reassuring. Even though I know it’s not true, I hear that echo and imagine a big, comfortable, soft fabric couch filling up a wood paneled room with shag carpeting. Doesn’t that sound comfortable? Isn’t that the room we’re all trying to evoke when we put conversation to tape?

The Sound of Wood Paneling

The first night I spent in our house when we bought it, I remember laying awake in the middle of the night listening to the wind scrape tree branches against the stucco walls. Since then I thought I was pretty in tune to the sounds of our house. Then I started to record a radio drama in a make shift studio in the basement. Make shift meaning I hung some blankets and opened sleeping bags, taped old carpet to the walls, and kept the dog upstairs.

The recording went great. Then I started to edit everything together. And the more I played it back, the more I turned it up, the more I heard the way my house really sounded. What was that noise in the middle of the sentence? It was the TV from upstairs bleeding through. That creak wasn’t a part of the vocal performance, it was the wood flooring.

It’s not like I found some paranormal noise the deeper I dug. But I did begin to realize that there’s an advantage to not covering up all the wood paneling in the basement. There’s a slight echo there, and it’s warm. Reassuring. Even though I know it’s not true, I hear that echo and imagine a big, comfortable, soft fabric couch filling up a wood paneled room with shag carpeting. Doesn’t that sound comfortable? Isn’t that the room we’re all trying to evoke when we put conversation to tape?